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Posted by: Retehi Apr 6 2009, 05:06 AM

Posted by: Midicronica Apr 6 2009, 07:11 AM

I won't take credit for this. AC9Breaker linked this to me on MSN.

Posted by: HC82 Apr 6 2009, 07:24 AM

Wall Street Traders:

That's pretty much what New York night life is about. Going club to club, dancing, drinking, and picking up chicks/guy at the end of the night. Rich or poor, it's what some people do every weekend in New York. There's a whole culture to going about it too: body language, groups, flirting; it's all quite nuts. It's fucking expensive, though. Reserving means buying a bottle. Buying a bottle usually locks you in cushy sofa for you and your friends, but you're spending like 200 bucks on a bottle of booze, to lock in a sofa. Obviously you'll go through a few of those among a group of people.

Drinks are overpriced at bars, which is why you'll notice that him and his buddies got loaded up on alcohol before leaving. It's called pre-gaming. You enter the clubs already buzzed and don't need to buy much alcohol while at the club, keeping you buzzed the entire night, without spending too much. You're still going to spend 200 bucks regardless if you get a sofa/table.

If those guys really are stock brokers, then they're probably hurting right now financially. Most stock brokers I know are making shit money now.


Larping chick:

Dude, she didn't blink ONCE!!!!
Granted it's kinda, I dunno, fucked up, dorky, and sad at the same time. She probably has some kind of disability/mental thing going on. Like ADD or whatever. So, I really can't poke too much fund at her, especially if she's got some type of physical disability. Granted, it's still freaky to watch.

Posted by: Crushinator Apr 6 2009, 02:09 PM

Living single, seeing double, threesomes, foreplay, five of a kind, six packs, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK.

I'm getting that shit tattooed on my back.

Posted by: Crushinator Apr 8 2009, 04:32 AM

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Posted by: Retehi Apr 9 2009, 04:15 AM

You know, I was actually more offended by the sakuracon video, than the Obama one. >_>

Posted by: Crushinator Apr 22 2009, 02:31 PM

Yes, he just rhymed street with street.

Posted by: Crushinator Apr 24 2009, 08:34 PM

WARNING NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE ANYWHERE.

http://files.myfrogbag.com/60e3kq/SKEET_FIGHTER.swf

Posted by: Retehi Apr 24 2009, 08:40 PM

crush wtf!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Crushinator Apr 24 2009, 08:53 PM

Its the worst thing on the internet! Don't say i didn't warn you!

Posted by: tanshin Apr 25 2009, 12:46 AM

dammit, the link is dead. I wanted to see the worst thing on the internet.

Posted by: AC9breaker Apr 25 2009, 09:08 AM

OMFG

Posted by: Vitamin D Apr 25 2009, 11:06 AM

Yeah... /thread. That is indeed the WORST thing on the internet.

Posted by: donkeybeatz Apr 25 2009, 12:30 PM

Ewww I only watched like the first few seconds. What the hell is wrong with you? Ban crush for sick filth.

Posted by: Retehi Apr 25 2009, 02:12 PM

The wheel has chosen his real fate.

Posted by: Crushinator Apr 25 2009, 04:06 PM

FFFFFFFFUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Posted by: HC82 Apr 25 2009, 04:59 PM

HAHAHA, that was so stupid I couldn't help but laugh my ass off.

I'm still laughing even as I type this. Thanks for the laugh, Crush.

Posted by: AC9breaker Apr 26 2009, 08:31 PM

T-Pain's competitor

http://www.myspace.com/brokencyde

Posted by: Oddies da Nerfed Apr 27 2009, 09:45 AM

Wow, obviously they need to have a band meeting. There appears to be a division in the sound this band wants. Though overall the result is the same; pure fucking shit.

Posted by: Crushinator Jun 16 2009, 07:05 PM

Posted by: Crushinator Jun 18 2009, 02:32 AM

I have no idea what these guys are going for, but I know I want to punch them all.

Make sure you stick it out to the ~2:50 mark for the electronica/ddr breakdown.

Posted by: tanshin Jun 18 2009, 02:39 AM

why are they popular enough to have a video like that? new or different doesn't always mean better or good... just because you try to be unique by mashing togetehr two things that sound terrible...HORRIBLE togetehr doesn't mean you're being innovative or creative. who are the fucking knucklehead that like this shit?

Posted by: Oddies da Nerfed Jun 18 2009, 07:41 AM

They seem to be trying to pull off a 'Sybreed' style of music, which is a heavy mishmash of assorted sounds. Sybreed however actually pulled it off.
Sample:


As for these scrubs, drop the clean vocals. Your clean vocals sound like American Idol rejects, which means you couldn't even appeal to the mindless masses. Keyboardist, I honestly am not sure if I heard even play during that song outside of some deep bass booms. I honestly would put the ddr bs beyond his skill and say its just a random set snagged from somewhere else. Drop him. Change your fucking clothes you fucks. Practice rest of instruments, and polish up the growls. Might actually be a somewhat decent band after that.

Posted by: donkeybeatz Jun 22 2009, 12:40 AM

Posted by: HC82 Jun 22 2009, 08:12 AM

I like the part where he hits himself over the head with his sneakers over and over again. Critical shoe strike to the head. That's the reason why America is so fucked up. Future wife beater in the making.

CRIT DEEPS!!!

Posted by: Oddies da Nerfed Jun 22 2009, 10:40 AM

That stupid ass vid has been making it around the wow forums. Usually under the guise of some nerd losing their account or they are mad at the upcoming patch. I scream fake fucktard.

Posted by: omega71 Jun 25 2009, 03:58 PM

Is that some crabcore??

I believe that is some muthaf-in crabcore..

(I hate Attack Attack, but not as much as I hate Brokencyde)

Posted by: Crushinator Jun 25 2009, 10:49 PM

Yeah man, Crabcore is the only music scene worth a shit these days.



CR4B 4 LY4E

Posted by: omega71 Jun 26 2009, 01:27 AM

I see your Brokencyde and raise you a Millionaires.

Posted by: Crushinator Jun 27 2009, 04:54 AM

See, now I would happily nail any or all 3 of those Milliionaire chicks, so its already better than Brokencyde. I'll allow it.

Posted by: HC82 Jun 27 2009, 08:06 AM

Actually that million-aires was pretty terrible. Some people need to be beat with a stick.

Posted by: AC9breaker Jun 27 2009, 03:41 PM

lmfao I don't see how people on the youtube comments are calling them fat. They're definitely wearing too much make up though. Still,as the HC said. They're fucking horrible. It's like having your ears raped by a wooden spiked dildo with splinters.

Posted by: donkeybeatz Jun 27 2009, 04:01 PM

I'd totally throw it in my set.

Posted by: omega71 Jun 27 2009, 06:17 PM

Here is part two of the WoW Freakout..

Posted by: AC9breaker Jul 16 2009, 04:19 AM

This is so ridiculous, I can't believe she is serious. I'm guessing this is some kind of 4chon trolling effort.

Posted by: Crushinator Jul 16 2009, 06:20 AM

Yeah this video isn't serious, its a troll of the Applemilk-type weeaboo "i'm an expert on japan because i watch anime" vids.

But this girl, like applemlik, full force. Maybe even moreso, she looks like a younger Velicity Von.

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Posted by: Knightsword Aug 4 2009, 05:02 PM

Yea I don't think that would have lasted to long on PBS

Posted by: donkeybeatz Aug 21 2009, 02:22 PM

Posted by: Crushinator Aug 22 2009, 10:26 PM

D:

Posted by: Crushinator Sep 4 2009, 09:29 PM

I apologize in advance for this video.

Posted by: Retehi Sep 4 2009, 10:37 PM

Posted by: AC9breaker Sep 4 2009, 11:58 PM

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccc

Posted by: Retehi Sep 7 2009, 10:23 PM

Yeeehaw, this boy knows his stuff, hooooooey!!!

Posted by: Crushinator Oct 1 2009, 02:45 AM

Mai with no boobs? Terry Bogard the FBI agent? Iori is a hockey player? Alternate dimensions?

Posted by: Retehi Oct 1 2009, 03:22 PM

Whatever happened to movies having color?

Posted by: Retehi Nov 17 2009, 09:40 AM

AWKWARD

Posted by: Scan_Man Nov 17 2009, 09:15 PM

I just died a little inside.

Posted by: Crushinator Nov 20 2009, 03:56 PM

Posted by: Retehi Nov 20 2009, 08:16 PM

ewwww

Posted by: Crushinator Dec 12 2009, 04:59 PM

Yes, that is one man playing all the roles.

He also did a couple of others:



I gotta admit, this Fist of the North Star one is kinda badass

Posted by: Crushinator Dec 13 2009, 06:20 PM

I'm sorry. I'm so very, very sorry.

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Posted by: DarkEpyon Jan 1 2010, 01:02 PM

Apparently the dog starts going nuts too.

Posted by: AC9breaker Jan 21 2010, 09:16 PM

Posted by: HC82 Jan 21 2010, 10:34 PM

Dragon Twister!!!

Posted by: Crushinator Jan 23 2010, 03:32 AM

Posted by: Vitamin D Feb 2 2010, 04:22 PM

http://kotaku.com/5459617/the-final-fight-of-aliens-vs-predator is the worst thing on the internet.

GTFO, Fahey.

Posted by: Retehi Feb 2 2010, 11:05 PM

D wins. FUCK that dude.

Posted by: Crushinator Feb 6 2010, 02:38 AM

This video gets 5 stars for being awesomely bad.

Posted by: Scan_Man Feb 6 2010, 05:34 AM

Is that the thing from The Island of Dr. Moreau?

Posted by: AC9breaker Apr 6 2010, 09:48 AM

WHY THE HELL ARE THEY STILL MAKING THESE?

Posted by: Crushinator Apr 6 2010, 02:41 PM

OK so now she is a ninja? Shurikens and katanas? Yeah that's totally resident evil.

And also dual weilding ranger shotguns? Its bullshit in MW2 and its bullshit in this trailer.

And now the zombies are ganados/RE5 guys? Las Plagas? And they have that giant hammer dude from RE5 Mercs for no reason?

AND to top it off, its in shitty 3d.

Posted by: AC9breaker Apr 6 2010, 02:58 PM

What about the Wesker scene where he throws his glasses at the screen. That shit is totally RE5. It looks more like a Matrix kind of film too at the end where they jump out of the glass shooting.

Posted by: Crushinator Apr 6 2010, 03:21 PM

Yeah the weird white room shit and them both bailing backwards out the 50 story building... hoo boy.

So yeah i'm seeing this day one, as per tradition.

Posted by: Crushinator May 2 2010, 02:54 AM

Posted by: AC9breaker May 2 2010, 07:30 AM

Oh god, I feel horrible for watching that. What the hell man. Why didn't anyone knock that guy the fuck out?

Posted by: Wiryu May 3 2010, 09:33 PM

Weird. 3 weeks late on the resident evil reply. Why do you continue to punish yourself and support Paul W.S. Anderson? I hear he wants to talk with capcom about uniting the movies with the games. I will rage.

Posted by: Crushinator May 4 2010, 12:28 PM

You heard it here first, folks. Alice confirmed as playable character in RE6! AT Podcast exclusive scoop!

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Posted by: Crushinator Jul 18 2010, 04:39 PM

Gatherings, how the fuck do they work?

Posted by: donkeybeatz Jul 26 2010, 08:29 PM

Had to post this.

Posted by: Crushinator Jul 30 2010, 01:42 AM

Posted by: AC9breaker Aug 2 2010, 07:13 AM

usually when musicians are high, the music is good. There is always of course the exception.

Posted by: Crushinator Aug 14 2010, 01:05 AM

http://vimeo.com/14069967 on Vimeo.

Posted by: Crushinator Aug 18 2010, 04:27 PM

WHYYYYYYYY

Posted by: tanshin Aug 18 2010, 10:53 PM

MY HUSBAND WOULD LOVE THIS

Posted by: Crushinator Aug 20 2010, 08:27 AM

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Posted by: Retehi Aug 22 2010, 04:00 PM

Never has an ad induced so much rage, and hatred within me.

Posted by: tanshin Aug 23 2010, 05:20 PM

oh my god, that white guy doing the "Raise the roof" thing at the end... oh my god

Posted by: Crushinator Aug 23 2010, 06:25 PM

Who the hell actually buys snuggies? I've never even heard anyone actually say they have one, or that they even toyed with the IDEA of buying one?

Posted by: Retehi Aug 25 2010, 08:48 AM

Speaking of snuggie, a CHALLENGER APPEARS!



I think theres an untapped market here for taking foreign clothing articles (in this case, a fucking burqa), and pawning them off to naive yuppies.

Posted by: Crushinator Sep 6 2010, 01:46 AM

You can't embed this video, but... ugh... just click.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZQOYtasOHQ

OH EM GEE.

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Posted by: Retehi Nov 4 2010, 12:36 AM

Dive you just introduced us to a new quest to watch this film in it's entirety.

Posted by: Oddies da Nerfed Nov 4 2010, 02:27 PM

Just watching the related vids is enough.

Posted by: Crushinator Nov 4 2010, 04:13 PM

Yeah, this movie MUST be seen by my eyes. The cast on IMDB looks oscar-worthy.

Posted by: Retehi Nov 13 2010, 04:40 PM

^ People that deserve Sixth degree burns.

Warning: Naked dirty hippies.

Posted by: Crushinator Nov 25 2010, 07:02 AM

http://dollforum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=24248

This whole forum is just... yikes. But this thread takes the cake.

Posted by: AC9breaker Nov 25 2010, 01:24 PM

godammit, this thread needs to be locked for those last two posts alone.

Posted by: Dive Nov 27 2010, 12:31 PM

No, the internet needs to be locked.

Seriously people, we are in the end of days.

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Posted by: Crushinator Dec 16 2010, 10:23 PM

Millionaire's back with a new jam.

http://vimeo.com/16504054 on Vimeo.

These girls look like they would smell really bad. Would probably smash if drunk though. NSFW warning, there are some tittyballs in the vid, and a naked midget.

Posted by: Retehi Dec 18 2010, 05:34 AM

Holy Shit.

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Posted by: AC9breaker Feb 10 2011, 05:27 PM

So I finally got around to watching Exterminator City. The movie with the robots sword fighting. That is some torturous shit. If I had to describe the movie it's Blade Runner, meets ,Son of Sam, meets Doom. It was so bad that I couldn't watch it at normal speed and had to watch it at 2x the speed. Then for the most part the film was a giant copy pasta. Topless chick is doing something, you get a POV of psycho robot, then he kills her in some silly way. Robot Detectives show up postulate and throw out one liners. Cut to killer robot doing ritual with body parts at his apartment. Repeat this for an hour and 30 mins change only the girl and what she is doing.

Oh yeah, and theres one thing I gotta say, Robot confessional.

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Posted by: Scan_Man Mar 13 2011, 05:53 PM

LMAO! Beat me to it!

Posted by: tanshin Mar 13 2011, 06:00 PM

Why does this song's chorus sound like that banelings song?

Posted by: Retehi Mar 13 2011, 06:21 PM

I hate everything now.

Posted by: Crushinator Mar 14 2011, 03:35 AM

Thanks to Ms. Black up there I've been on a "horrible music videos" kick.



Suffer with me.

Posted by: tanshin Mar 14 2011, 01:10 PM

korean guys can't say "gozaimasu"?

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Posted by: Crushinator Apr 22 2011, 02:30 PM

http://www.cuddleguy.com

Posted by: Dive Apr 23 2011, 09:38 PM

brb going to buy some bleach eye drops.

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Posted by: Retehi May 5 2011, 08:04 AM

Oh man, I don't feel right at all after watching that.

Posted by: donkeybeatz May 9 2011, 11:56 PM

A brand nu thang.

Posted by: Retehi May 11 2011, 05:08 AM

haha ew.

Posted by: Crushinator May 17 2011, 02:22 AM

TITTY RESIDUE

Posted by: Crushinator Jun 11 2011, 01:20 AM

http://vimeo.com/24750006 on Vimeo.

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Posted by: AC9breaker May 18 2012, 03:42 PM

wat

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