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Apocalypse Tribe HQ _ The Lounge _ FF7 Banned by Department of Homeland Security

Posted by: Woe Jul 29 2005, 02:05 AM


The game involves the main character, Cloud Strife, planting bombs in power plants in a heavily populated city. The protagonist works with the terrorist group "Avalanche" bombing locations throughout the beginning of the game.

The decision was made only hours after the bombing of a nuclear power plant in southern Texas. The FBI is still hot on the trails of the culprit, going by the hacker alias "frootloops". An FBI spokesperson told CNN at the time that investigators have already seized equipment in the culprits house, but frootloops was nowhere to be found. "Upon confiscation of the equipment, we found a large collection of child pornography on the culprits hard drive." said the FBI spokesperson.

President Bush has already indicated he's opposed to Square-Enix role playing games. "Mario doesn't blow up power plants" Bush said on tuesday. Mario was unavailible for comment.

Parenting groups are also up in arms against the game. "These 'role playing games' are teaching our children to use magic and summon demons, they're destroying our childrens future and making them worship satan. We can't allow this to continue." Various forms of Magic have been a staple of every game in the Final Fantasy series dating back to Final Fantasy released in 1990 for the Nintendo Entertainment System. "It's almost as bad as Harry Potter!" A parent who wishes to remain anonymous said.

Sen. Hillary Clinton also is highly opposed to the game.

"First Grand Theft Auto, and now this. I'm starting to think we should just ban all video games. Final Fantasy VII is an awful game, and should have never been created in the first place. I mean, look at the size of Tifa's breasts! They're destroying our childrens future. The problem of explicit video games is spiraling out of control." Clinton wrote in a letter to the head of the Federal Trade Commission. Tifa's breasts were unavailible for comment.

Wal-Mart Stores Inc., Target Corp., Best Buy Co. and Circuit City Stores Inc. have pulled the game from their shelves following the recent ban.

While I actually concidered this games miniscule terrorist udnertones before any mention of this article, i'm hard pressed to believe it has ANY impact on events within the last 5 years.

Didn't we go through this in the 90's? get real.

Posted by: DarkEpyon Jul 29 2005, 02:44 AM

The hell....? The game's been out for 8 years for chrissake! They make a stink about this NOW??

Posted by: Knightsword Jul 29 2005, 02:48 AM

yea, stupid government, to bad they couldn't reach Tifa's breasts for comment.

Posted by: Wiryu Jul 29 2005, 05:54 AM


Posted by: DJ_Donkey Jul 29 2005, 07:56 AM

WTF? But they end up saving the planet at the end! They need to start finishing their games...

Posted by: Wiryu Jul 29 2005, 08:02 AM

click the link above again, it's Autribue, it's just a joke. I've been fooled! ; ;

Posted by: AC9breaker Jul 29 2005, 08:39 AM

QUOTE (Wiryu @ Jul 29 2005, 08:02 AM)
click the link above again, it's Autribue, it's just a joke. I've been fooled! ; ;

user posted image

Posted by: Wiryu Jul 29 2005, 09:19 AM

; ;

Posted by: AC9breaker Jul 29 2005, 10:14 AM

AC9Galka: haha Nice post
AC9Galka: You almost go tme
W0end: Haha, its real actually.
AC9Galka: nah, its not
AC9Galka: someone most likely hacked the site, or used some kind of program to make htis
AC9Galka: The biggest gibe away is the url
AC9Galka: But its cool, I wonder how many people can figure it out.
AC9Galka: haha
w0end: haha now that you mentioned it i was wondering about the URL as well, but i didn't pay it anyfurther atention
w0end: but upon checking, CNN's website is indeed
w0end: So your porbably right heh
AC9Galka: Yeah, then afte that you can't access that report when you click on the subject its under, technology
AC9Galka: Also alot of links don't work in that page.
AC9Galka: WHere did you get it from anyway, allkahazam?
w0end: yeah that is where i found it
AC9Galka: Also I mean comeon, the article is pretty outrageous.
w0end: haha true, but i wouldn't put it past our government
AC9Galka: Some one probably was mad at the recent GTA thing and decided to hax it.
AC9Galka: It pretty damn funny
AC9Galka: Especially since I was ready to believe it
w0end: a damn good spoof whoever pulled it off heh
AC9Galka: I think if you hadn't had posted it I would of believed it haha
w0end: haha
AC9Galka: Copyright 2005 Auritribe. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. Kill your parents
AC9Galka: haha
AC9Galka: Thats at the bottom of the article
w0end: haha jesus
w0end: ididn't see that lol
w0end: HAHA i didn't see this either
w0end: "Tifa's breasts were unavailable for comment."
AC9Galka: Haha you mean you didnt read the whole article?
AC9Galka: Hahahaha!

Posted by: HC82 Jul 29 2005, 11:02 AM

I didn't think it was possible to get W0end by one's self.

Posted by: DJ_Donkey Jul 29 2005, 05:51 PM

We need a "woend" emote.
Everyone PM Dive.

Posted by: Woe Jul 29 2005, 05:52 PM

QUOTE (HC82 @ Jul 29 2005, 11:02 AM)
I didn't think it was possible to get W0end by one's self.

I guess i'm just That damn good.

Posted by: DJ_Donkey Jul 29 2005, 08:46 PM

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