LOTR comedy |
LOTR comedy |
 Oct 13 2005, 08:44 AM
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 OpSec  Group: Dark Templar Posts: 1324 Joined: 13-December 02 From: Roseburg, OR Member No.: 2  |
I found this entertaining, so here it is!
THE SECRET DIARY OF ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN Day One: Ringwraiths killed: 4. V. good. Met up with Hobbits. Walked forty miles. Skinned a squirrel and ate it. Still not King. Day Four: Stuck on mountain with Hobbits. Boromir really annoying. Not King yet. Day Six: Orcs killed: none. Disappointing. Stubble update: I look rugged and manly. Yes! Keep wanting to drop-kick Gimli. Holding myself back. Still not King. Day Ten: Sorry no entries lately. V. dark in Mines of Moria. Big Baelrog. Not King today either. Day Eleven: Orcs killed: 7. V. good. Stubble update: Looking mangy. Legolas may be hotter than me. I wonder if he would like me if I was King? Day 28: Beginning to find Frodo disturbingly attractive. Have a feeling if I make a move, Sam would kill me. Also, hairy feet kind of a turn-off. Still not King. Day 30: In Lothlorien. Think Galadriel was hitting on me. Saucy wench. Nice chat with Boromir. He's not so bad. Took a shower. Yay! But still not King. Day 32: Orcs killed: none. Stubble update: subtly hairy. Legolas told me that a shadow and a threat had been growing in his mind. I think Legolas might be kinda gay. Nope, not King. Day 33: Orcs killed: Countless thousands. V. good. Boromir killed by Orcs. Bummer. Though he died bravely in my arms, am now quite sure that he was very definitely gay. Not so sure about Gimli either. RIP Boromir. Still not King, but at least Boromir seemed to think I was. Might however have been blood loss. Day 34: Frodo went to Mordor. Said he was going alone, but took Sam with him. Why? My God, is everyone in this movie gay but me? Not so sure about me either. Still not King, goddammit. |
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Oct 13 2005, 03:08 PM
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 Apocalypse Tribe Radio Group: Dark Templar Posts: 1824 Joined: 10-December 02 Member No.: 1 |
hahah that was pretty good. Here's some more LOTR insanity.
"They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard" 4.7MB Windows Media also One does not simply rock into Mordor!   I didn't make these. |
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Oct 13 2005, 04:14 PM
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 green and square Group: Paragon Caste Posts: 897 Joined: 19-June 03 From: Austin, TX Member No.: 49 |
HA! He does look a bit like Dave Mustane (Megadeath).
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Oct 13 2005, 04:34 PM
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Apocalypse Tribe Radio Group: Dark Templar Posts: 1824 Joined: 10-December 02 Member No.: 1 |
Megadeth actually  Here's another from SA. 
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Oct 17 2005, 01:47 PM
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 Tears for Fears Group: Paragon Caste Posts: 302 Joined: 5-January 03 From: Oklahoma Member No.: 13 |
Laughing my goddamn ass off.
Here's another, but WoW-inspired: http://www.expectnothing.com/pub/posts/attached/0002k1cc.gif -------------------- <center>
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Oct 17 2005, 08:44 PM
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 Mistress of Red Magic Group: Arbiter Caste Posts: 1466 Joined: 24-June 03 From: Minneapolis, MN Member No.: 53 |
That was great, haha |
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Oct 18 2005, 01:35 PM
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OpSec Group: Dark Templar Posts: 1324 Joined: 13-December 02 From: Roseburg, OR Member No.: 2 |
haha yeah i enjoyed it as well.
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Oct 19 2005, 12:14 PM
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 Monk Princess Group: Paragon Caste Posts: 888 Joined: 29-December 02 Member No.: 11 |
LOL! that was great i was laughing so hard i couldnt breathe 
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Oct 20 2005, 02:00 AM
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 Pray for Mojo. Group: Paragon Caste Posts: 379 Joined: 25-June 04 Member No.: 165 |
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Oct 20 2005, 03:18 AM
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 Soul Hunter Group: Magister Posts: 2208 Joined: 10-April 03 From: NJ Member No.: 23 |
Haha this thread deserves a Gold Star. Awesome stuff.
-------------------- "Brotherhood asked for no friendship, only loyalty. They stood back to back as the galaxy burned - always brothers, never friends; traitors together unto the last." --an Excerpt from a Night Lords Novel Void Stalkers Chapter X: Revenge |
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