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Skorpius

Mar 27 2004, 11:12 AM

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This may be gross to some...

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Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it

Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.

Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.

He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.

Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.

"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.

"Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.

"Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free."

He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a society that has branded it disgusting and anti social.

He said: "I would recommend a new approach where children are encouraged to pick their nose. It is a completely natural response and medically a good idea as well."

And he pointed out that if anyone was really worried about what their neighbour was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their nose in private if they still wanted to get the benefits it offered.

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DarkEpyon View Member Profile	Mar 27 2004, 12:00 PM Post #2
Revolution to the Destruction Group: Paragon Caste Posts: 2007 Joined: 14-March 03 From: The Black Spiral Member No.: 21	Pick it enough, and you'll get a nosebleed. 10 to 1 this dude's a quack. -------------------- "Computers are incredibly fast, accurate and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination." -Albert Einstein

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Skorpius "Pick" your poison... Mar 27 2004, 11:12 AM

HC82 Ummm..... Just because some people have the title... Mar 27 2004, 11:29 AM

DarkEpyon Pick it enough, and you'll get a nosebleed. 10... Mar 27 2004, 12:00 PM

Azrael Man, that's gross. I'd rather die of some ... Mar 27 2004, 01:54 PM

Skorpius QUOTE yet by the time they have become adults they... Mar 27 2004, 03:48 PM

HC82 Open-minded, eh? Well, injesting foreign objects(... Mar 27 2004, 06:37 PM

Skorpius Meh, you swollow mucus as you sleep. People live ... Mar 27 2004, 07:04 PM

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