Pet Peeves, >_< Options

[Guest_Zio_*]

I don't think I saw a topic on this so I decided to make one. Just wondering what some of your peoples biggest pet peeves are. There are many for me but I'll list the two main ones.
1) I can't stand when people are to poor to type out a full word like you(u) or are [r] or something of that nature.
2) This one is stupid but I can't stand when my family leaves extra time on the microwave >_< when they make something and put it in for a minute and just open it but don't hit cancel and theres like 30 seconds left on it and everytime I wanna know what time it is I look at the microwave.

[Zorya]

Alright me hearties:

1. Stupid people. There are certain things in life that everyone should understand: Don't drive fast on icy streets. Don't walk on the soapy floor. Remember where you parked! Don't let me watch your dog poop on my lawn, and then try to tell me it wasn't your dog that pooped on my lawn.

2. Breeders. You've seen them. Those people who walk around the mall with about 11 kids in tow. They take 30 minutes at Dairy Queen so that I have to wait longer to get my Chocolate Xtreme Blizzard. What's worse? They're all mouth-breathers.

3. Dogs that drool, smell, lick, jump, whine, wimper, and come near me.

4. People in front of me in a line. Any line. I don't care if I'm paying a parking ticket or waiting for my fries. If you're in front of me, I hate you.

5. People behind me in a line. Stop looking at me. Stop staring at the back of my head and wondering if my hair is naturally curly. Yes, it's naturally curly. Are you happy now?

6. People who take the last one right before I get there. Then they give me that smug little smile, as if to say, "haha, got it before you did." Haha, imagining you with my foot on your head.

7. Doing laundry. I hate folding things. Socks, shirts, jeans, underwear, towels, washcloths. I hate folding it.

8. Being cold. I hate being cold. What's worse, I hate being the only one in a room who's cold, because then everyone looks at you like you're just imagining the cold so your teeth chatter so you can get attention and pity.

9. Headaches. What sadistic higher power thought this crap up?

10. People who use other people for their own personal gain. I don't feel that I have to explain myself on this one.

11. People talking to me when I don't want to talk to them. Then they get offended. "Why do you always have that look on your face when I'm talking to you?" Um...shouldn't that tell you something?

12. Posing for pictures. Why should I have to stand there and smile so you can show all your co-workers what a cookie-cutter friend/daughter/sister-in-law you have? I think pictures should always be taken when the person is kept unaware. It's then that you truly capture who that person is.

13. I hate people who are afraid or hate this number. 13 is the best number out there, because it has so much power to call up within you your most basic emotion: fear. 13 is the non-alcoholic version of 666. The only reason 13 is my lucky number is because it's so many other people's unlucky number. So there.


Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.