Fantasy job, What would yours be? Options

[unitself]

Most of us have to work for a living, right?
But if you didn't have to, what would your "job" be?
Besides.. lounging around the damn couch playing games all day, every day. That's kind of a given...

Anyways...
Mine would be Rally Car driver.
I have never done it before, but the video game version is so freakin' awesome.
I know I'd be good at it too! w000t!
The dirt, the noise, the speed, the danger... awesome.
Besides, I'm a freakin' millionaire! I don't have to be good at it!!

[Astrid]

I'm currently an aspiring philosophy professor, but ...

I've always wanted to be a superhero! :D Seriously, if we're really talking about *dream jobs,* then I've always wanted to be an X-Man. I want Rogue's powers -- the ability to access the energy fields of others. Better yet, I want to master metaphysics and learn to control physical reality in the realization that it doesn't fully exist. (Yep, mentalism) That would just rock. Wonderful Plato whose ideas were plagurized by the Matrix.

Dorian and I were discussing the song "Evolution 169" last night by Nevermore, and how a lot of sites with the corresponding conspiracy theory were shut down, yet the band wasn't touched for writing the song. I had a professor tell me about the controversial Philadelphia Experiment after class, because chances are she would have gotten in trouble for telling us in class -- as would another professor for talking about yellow journalism. It turns out bands have a lot more freedom than educators, which makes me want to pick up my guitar again.

Similarly with Jello Biafra. I love the guy's big mouth and introspective, analytical mind, but do you think an educator would get away with half the stuff he said? Philosophy-teachin' leaves more room for abstract/controversial discussion, but not enough, it seems, if a teacher would get in trouble for saying that the New York Times uses yellow journalism tactics at times. Anyway, my rant. I tend to be outspoken, which is yet another reason.