RPG Fans, have a look at this, Good stuff haha Options

[Vitamin D]

Here it is, perhaps one of the greatest links you'll ever come across. It's kinda funny how true these are. Anyway, enjoy.

[unitself]

hahaa! These are great. Funny how they are all true as well.
My favorites -
Logan's Run Rule
RPG characters are young. Very young. The average age seems to be 15, unless the character is a decorated and battle-hardened soldier, in which case he might even be as old as 18. Such teenagers often have skills with multiple weapons and magic, years of experience, and never ever worry about their parents telling them to come home from adventuring before bedtime. By contrast, characters more than twenty-two years old will cheerfully refer to themselves as washed-up old fogies and be eager to make room for the younger generation.

Arbor Day Rule
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says.

The Moral Of The Story (Ghaleon Rule)
Every problem in the universe can be solved by finding the right long-haired prettyboy and beating the crap out of him.

I can't wait for when Fable comes out! hahaaa...