So whats your story? Options

[Wiryu]

some more time passing pharming material to help try to get the boards more hustle and bustle. Tell me how you were introduced to the guild that is the Apocalypse Tribe. And for our Guild leaders, what made you decide to bring AT as far as it is today? (i am interested.)

[Kari]

Well jeeze, I could give you my life story, too.

So like, February (I think?) of 2002 I went to this DDR tournament: Master Of Ninja. I was the only person to fail, which was awesome 'cause I failed MoN:2, true to form. So like two months later, I was in my school Library surfing the intarweb because I was painfully bored. I typed the name 'Kari Moutsawa' into the yahoo search engine (It still works, if you want to try it.), because that was the alias I was going by at the moment. Lo and behold I found myself on the list of names for people who'd signed up for MoN. Being bored, I'd have been crazy not to check out ninjagamer.com; so I read everything on the page. Every single damn thing, and I was like; "... what a bunch of weirdos. I'm going to flame the bitches."

I register on the boards as 'Karichan', take a few looks around, and decide that user Doraemon might textually kick my poor little intellectual-whoring anime-fangirl ass.

Posted a few times, figured it wasn't so bad, because they didn't mind me being a bitch on the boards. I made myself the alias 3vil Ninja Chick, because being a ninja babe isn't right for a 12 year old girl. I wanted to be alternative. I was happy, a lot of weird shit happened, hung out a few times, the rest is a bunch of history that really doesn't involve me.

So what does this have to do with AT? Absolutely nothing, I'm just leading you on, bitches.

User Doraemon on the ninjagamer.com BBS, the crushinating robot ninja.

So like, it's October, right? Chawbacon/Maxx is like, "Hey! Buy FF11, because ninjas are thuggin' on it!", and I'm like, "ButI'magothkidIdon'tplayvideogames". I bought it anyway, though. Because I wanted to be one of the cool kids. I made an Elvaan warrior, Merria, and I hung out with Chawbacon a lot. While he was showing me to Valkrum dunes, we ran across Crushinator (At level 16 thief at the time) and Chirawurm (..? Maybe it was Chimaera?). Crush was like: Crushinator would like to trade with you. Me, being the spaz I am was like, "HOMYGAWD, NO TRADE !!1!!1", and he was like, "Uh, okay. Bye."

(I'm feeling lazy about the whole writing thing, so I'll make this quick:)

So later I was like, "What's the green thing over your head?" Chawbacon is like, "It's a linkshell *beams* Crush is the leader, and Tanshin and Tdoggie are on it too." So I needed in on this shit. I /tell Crush and he's like, "wtf, harro!", and I'm like, "linkpearl plz".

For some unknown reason, I deleted Merria (A level 20 elvaan at the time), and created Ferra (The shitty mithra). I regret ever choosing mithra as my race, but that's another story. So crush gives me a linkpearl to the ApocalypseCow shell, and it was awesome, and that's the end.