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 Apr 12 2003, 08:26 PM
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 Soul Hunter  Group: Magister Posts: 2208 Joined: 10-April 03 From: NJ Member No.: 23  |
So anyone hear any good jokes lately? I have, thought that I would share it with you guys.
No offense to anybody This is a so baaaadddd....... A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But I always get it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist "Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant." Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM." 
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Jan 14 2005, 10:03 AM
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 Revolution to the Destruction Group: Paragon Caste Posts: 2007 Joined: 14-March 03 From: The Black Spiral Member No.: 21 |
Here's one I heard a few years back.
A duck walks into a courtroom The judge asks: "What's your name?" The duck says: "I'm duck." The judge asks: "What're you in for?" The duck says: "I got caught blowing bubbles in the park." The judge says: "Oh OK." The next day, another duck walks into a courtroom The judge asks: "What's your name?" The duck says: "I'm duck duck." The judge asks: "What're you in for?" The duck says: "I got caught blowing bubbles in the park." The judge says: "Oh get outta here." The third day, another duck walks into the courtroom The judge asks: "What's your name?" The duck says: "I'm duck duck duck." The judge asks: "What're you in for? Oh no, lemme guess, you got caught blowing bubbles in the park, correct?" The duck says: "Yeah." The judge says: "I won't be hearing anymore of this nonsense!" So the fourth day, another duck enters. The judge asks: "What's your name? Oh no, don't tell me... You're duck duck duck duck, and you got caught blowing bubbles in the park, right?" THe duck says: "No, I'm Bubbles." -------------------- "Computers are incredibly fast, accurate and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination." -Albert Einstein |
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AC9breaker The comedy styles of.... Apr 12 2003, 08:26 PM
Dive Oh that was a bad one
Here's one...
A few... Apr 13 2003, 09:58 AM Shinobia lol those where bolth pretty good i heard this one... Apr 19 2003, 08:02 PM AC9breaker Heres a more kid friendly joke
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