The comedy styles of.... Options

[AC9breaker]

So anyone hear any good jokes lately? I have, thought that I would share it with you guys.

No offense to anybody

This is a so baaaadddd.......

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they
don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying
the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some
more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist
"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm
deodorant."
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud
from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

[AC9breaker]

Heres a more kid friendly joke

Why is 6 scared of 7?
Cause 7 8 9.
lol

Now an older joke I heard about monica Lewinsky

So Monica walks in to a dry cleaner which is run by an old guy whos hard at hearing.
She comes in and says
"Hey old man how you doing"
He doesn't catch what she says and says
"Come again?"
Then she replys
"Oh no, its mustard this time"

LoL

I know their both cheesy. Alot of the good jokes I know are in spanish.