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 Apr 12 2003, 08:26 PM
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 Soul Hunter  Group: Magister Posts: 2208 Joined: 10-April 03 From: NJ Member No.: 23  |
So anyone hear any good jokes lately? I have, thought that I would share it with you guys.
No offense to anybody This is a so baaaadddd....... A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But I always get it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist "Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant." Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM." 
-------------------- "Brotherhood asked for no friendship, only loyalty. They stood back to back as the galaxy burned - always brothers, never friends; traitors together unto the last." --an Excerpt from a Night Lords Novel Void Stalkers Chapter X: Revenge |
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Jun 9 2003, 06:41 PM
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Soul Hunter Group: Magister Posts: 2208 Joined: 10-April 03 From: NJ Member No.: 23 |
(looks at Ethers signature) OMG Im so stupid ! I finally got that. LoL Well here are some more blonde jokes. How do you drown a blonde girl? Put a scratch-n-sniff at the bottom of a pool. How do you sink a submarine operated by blondes? knock on the door. -------------------- "Brotherhood asked for no friendship, only loyalty. They stood back to back as the galaxy burned - always brothers, never friends; traitors together unto the last." --an Excerpt from a Night Lords Novel Void Stalkers Chapter X: Revenge |
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AC9breaker The comedy styles of.... Apr 12 2003, 08:26 PM
Dive Oh that was a bad one
Here's one...
A few... Apr 13 2003, 09:58 AM Shinobia lol those where bolth pretty good i heard this one... Apr 19 2003, 08:02 PM AC9breaker Heres a more kid friendly joke
Why is 6 scared of... Jun 6 2003, 08:45 AM Ether QUOTE (AC9breaker @ Jun 6 2003, 09:45 AM)Why ... Jun 6 2003, 01:15 PM Sheik hmmm...not really jokes, but I thought they were q... Jun 9 2003, 09:16 PM AC9breaker While trying to readsome threads over at that EQ2 ... Jan 14 2005, 07:19 AM
DarkEpyon Here's one I heard a few years back.
A duck w... Jan 14 2005, 10:03 AM |
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