Case of the Mondays, Is it just us, or is everyone stupid? Options

[AC9breaker]

So today I got in touch with old friend who I hadn't talked to for awhile. We use to go to school together and even worked together at the same pizzaria. We started reminiscing about those days and at some of the things we found humerous or annoying. As I left his house I started thinking about some of Wiryu's hilarious stories from work. One story in particular that I recalled was when some guy stole a display box from the game store he worked at then came back and complained that there was nothing inside the box.

So I started thinking , I'm sure alot of us here have some very funny things to tell. Feel free to post anything you think is funny or annoying from work. I'll start by telling some things.

I need to make a few things clear. First off I don't know about everyone else but in the tri-state area we call a whole pizza, a pie. I always thought this was common knowledge but I was proved wrong everyday I worked there. I mean come on, I learned to call a whole pizza a pie when I was in first grade learning about fractions. Oh, and it always pissed me off when someone would ask me for a "cheese pizza." What the hell do people think pizza has? A plain slice is composed of 3 things. Without these 3 things it is not a pizza, Dough(the bread),Tomatoe sauce, and CHEESE. Some guy comes in and says, "Let me get a slice with no pepperoni." Me," WTF?"
My favorite thing to do was when a crackhead would come to my pizzaria late at night trying to make change out of all the change he managed to doop people into giving him. Crackheads without fail would alwasy do the samething, put all their change on the counter and proceed to count it, after they finished counting all of it,"Hey papi, you can change this for me?" "No." Then they would lean over to the side a bit and get this look on their face like someone had grabbed their nipples and twisted them to the point that they would fall off. I loved that shit, it was usually the highlight of the day. "huh!? Why not?", they would stammer out. "I'm running low on bills, can't do it." my usual reply. Really though someone had went to the bank that day so we had plenty of bills. Then watch him as he gets all mad and tryies to recollect all his change back in his pocket.

[Wiryu]

Here's a fresh one for you breaker

First thing, I have grown so tired of retail, so before summer started, i decided to let my job know i was cutting back my hours, and two weeks ago on friday was my first day back in like 3 weeks. Towards the middle of the night, a woman struts into a store with a very angry look on her face and a brand new game in her hand. She went straight to the counter and waved the game in my face very viciously demanding to know why her son couldn't return a game that she had bought for him earlier that morning. I asked standard retail questions "Do you have you reciept or proof that you bought the game at this store? How much was it when you bought it?" and the question that made a bit of a turn around, " When did your son try to return it?"

She had told me he came in 10 minutes ago trying to return the game, now me being the cashier for about 3 hours, knew no one came in to return a game, so i wasn't about to let her belittle me, so i told her what anyone in my position would say "I don't mean to be rude, but nobody has come in to return, and specifically that game since i have been here, and i've been here for about three hours"

She proceeded onto her how dare you speech and demanded to speak with the manager (why does everyone think the manager is always working?) before i got in another word her phone rang, what was said on the other side, i have no idea, but heres her part.

"What?"
"What're you doing in best buy?!"
"Oh...."
*click*

She appologized and left the store. My assumption? son found a receipt and the receipt was from best buy, not EBGames. Point? She was in the wrong store. Since then i havn't had any interesting stories worth mentioning, but what an interesting first day back.