Case of the Mondays, Is it just us, or is everyone stupid? |
Case of the Mondays, Is it just us, or is everyone stupid? |
  Jul 23 2005, 03:18 PM
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 Soul Hunter  Group: Magister Posts: 2208 Joined: 10-April 03 From: NJ Member No.: 23  |
So today I got in touch with old friend who I hadn't talked to for awhile. We use to go to school together and even worked together at the same pizzaria. We started reminiscing about those days and at some of the things we found humerous or annoying. As I left his house I started thinking about some of Wiryu's hilarious stories from work. One story in particular that I recalled was when some guy stole a display box from the game store he worked at then came back and complained that there was nothing inside the box.
So I started thinking , I'm sure alot of us here have some very funny things to tell. Feel free to post anything you think is funny or annoying from work. I'll start by telling some things. I need to make a few things clear. First off I don't know about everyone else but in the tri-state area we call a whole pizza, a pie. I always thought this was common knowledge but I was proved wrong everyday I worked there. I mean come on, I learned to call a whole pizza a pie when I was in first grade learning about fractions. Oh, and it always pissed me off when someone would ask me for a "cheese pizza." What the hell do people think pizza has? A plain slice is composed of 3 things. Without these 3 things it is not a pizza, Dough(the bread),Tomatoe sauce, and CHEESE. Some guy comes in and says, "Let me get a slice with no pepperoni." Me," WTF?" My favorite thing to do was when a crackhead would come to my pizzaria late at night trying to make change out of all the change he managed to doop people into giving him. Crackheads without fail would alwasy do the samething, put all their change on the counter and proceed to count it, after they finished counting all of it,"Hey papi, you can change this for me?" "No." Then they would lean over to the side a bit and get this look on their face like someone had grabbed their nipples and twisted them to the point that they would fall off. I loved that shit, it was usually the highlight of the day. "huh!? Why not?", they would stammer out. "I'm running low on bills, can't do it." my usual reply. Really though someone had went to the bank that day so we had plenty of bills. Then watch him as he gets all mad and tryies to recollect all his change back in his pocket. -------------------- "Brotherhood asked for no friendship, only loyalty. They stood back to back as the galaxy burned - always brothers, never friends; traitors together unto the last." --an Excerpt from a Night Lords Novel Void Stalkers Chapter X: Revenge |
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Jul 25 2005, 04:17 AM
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Soul Hunter Group: Magister Posts: 2208 Joined: 10-April 03 From: NJ Member No.: 23 |
Thats like telling us you got a freshly baked batch of soft, chocolate chip cookies but your not gonna share.  Besides, everyone loves a post from Zorya! I'll tell another one. Once again the same pizzaria. One of the things that made that place as wacky as it was, where the workers. Seriously, I could probably write a sitcom for HBO out of the things that would happen there. This one guy that worked there was the nephew of the owners. (It was owned by two brothers who never got along with each other leading to hilarity on a daily bases) Anyway, this guy probably thought since he was their nephew he could get away with anything, and it seemed like it too since he practically got away with almost anything. He was lazy, & dumb to boot which always lead for some good laughs. Now enter the supporting character. He was an old guy probably like 80 something, and one of the cheapest guys I ever knew. The type of guy that counts his change after you give it to him and if you miss just ONE penny he will ask for it. Also one of the most annoying types of customers in the food business, I call them hagglers. They will bother you to get as much as possible for their money intill your ears bleed and god forbid you did something wrong or you will never hear the end of it. What was even more ironic, he always talk to the owner about how he went to Atlantic City and hit it big in the casinos there.  Well one day its me and the owners nephew working the front counter. We're just standing there bullshitting trying to do as little work as possible when the old man hobbbles in. He ask for his usual, a slice with sausage, and a small diet coke with no ice. I went to make the slice while the owners son gets him his soda and charges him. Except today he changed his mind and opted for a diet sprite. Making the owners nephew dump out the small diet coke he already got him. I finish making the slice and get back up to the front to see him handing the sprite to the old man. I noticed there was a little black speck in the soda. (which most likly is excess sugar build up on the fountains head dispensar.) The old man then says hey there is something in my soda and the owenrs nephew quickly replies, "Oh yeah thats free of charge don't worry about it." I almost died of laughter as soon as he said that. Whats even funnier, the old man didn't say anything and just drank it like that.
-------------------- "Brotherhood asked for no friendship, only loyalty. They stood back to back as the galaxy burned - always brothers, never friends; traitors together unto the last." --an Excerpt from a Night Lords Novel Void Stalkers Chapter X: Revenge |
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