Spiderman 3 Options

[donkeybeatz]

Anyone watched this yet?
I wasn't expecting much out of it but it was pretty enjoyable.
Venom was pretty cool, though it was somewhat weird hearing him talk. Just something odd about how they animated his mouth when he talks at some points. Sandman was pretty cool also.

I give it 3 SCU's and a Mario.

[AC9breaker]

You know I've been looking around the net and I can't fucking believe how so many people thought this movie was just "okay" This movie was a fucking giant steaming pile of camel shit. I mean for real man, WHAT THE FUCK!? What ever happened to acting? I like my actors to act their emotions and not fucking tell me them. Sandman @ his apartment talking to his wife. "I'm not a badguy, I just have badluck!" NO FUCKING SHIT! You cold have fooled me! I guess Sand-man must moonlight as Captain Mutherfucking Obvious when hes not robbing banks.

Also what the fuck!? who directed this movie? Some 80 year old wrinkle dood? Why the hell would people my age think doing a dance like the twist with their fellow peers would be anything but fucking asinine!? Or the directors interpretation of peter parker going to the darkside means him acting like John Travolta from Grease. WOW HE'S SUCH A BADGUY! I BET HE DOESN'T USE A COASTER WHEN HE HAS A COLD DRINK TOO! The haircut totally sealed the deal as well.

Another note, I thought this was Spider-man 3? Not fucking Larry King Live. Whats up with all the fucking lets sit down and talk for half an hour scenes? In one scene when peter is talking to Aunt May, she tells him to sit down. We then watch as she gets water, puts it in a pot heats it up, gets plates and cups, cuts some cake, serves the coffee and then sips it before they finally start talking. WHY THE FUCK DID WE NEED TO SEE ALL THAT?

Finally, WHAT THE FUCK @ plot devices!? They totally fucking ran out of ideas at the end. The butler has to be the most ridiculous plot device in all of cinema history. For people who actually still want to see the movie, I'm not gonna spoil it but needless to say it was fucking lazy and stupid. You know theres so much more I can say about this movie but I need to get some sleep. In closing I'd like to say this, Uwe Bowl couldn't have done a worse job... If it weren't for the fact that this movie had a 258 million dollar budget and was loosely based off of something dope like Spider-man, then it would have gone done in history as the worst movie ever filmed.

It pains me, but this this movie has earned this rating. 4 Dive banning and one constipated Tanshin



Good game hollywood, good fucking game...