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[AC9breaker]

So anyone hear any good jokes lately? I have, thought that I would share it with you guys.

No offense to anybody

This is a so baaaadddd.......

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they
don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying
the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some
more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist
"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm
deodorant."
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud
from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

[Shinobia]

lol those where bolth pretty good i heard this one a while back thought it was pretty good

ok 4 nuns are driveing in a VW van and they crash and die they all appear at the gates before St. Peter and he tells them

"before i let you in i need to know if any of you have ever done anything sexualy with a man"

the first nun replies "Well I touched a penis once"

St. peter "Well you wash your hands in holy water and you can go on in"

he asks the 2nd nun the same question

she replies "Well i held a cock once"

St. Peter "Go wash your hands right now and you can proceede"

then St. peter starts to ask the 3rd nun the same question and before the 3rd nun can awanser the 4th nun intrupts and says before she put's her ass in that water i gotta gargle with it


lol it was funny at the time