IPB

Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register )

Best thing on the internet right now, That isn't Tay Zonday
Crushinator
post Jul 26 2007, 11:21 PM
Post #1


Holding these random memories
************

Group: Magister
Posts: 3465
Joined: 14-December 02
From: Utah
Member No.: 8



A little something for everyone.



--------------------

Steam: MrCrushin PSN : MrCrushin XBL: Mr Crushin
I'm not a playa I just crush a lot.
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
 
Start new topic
Replies
HC82
post Apr 7 2009, 08:30 PM
Post #2


Badass Billionaire Extraordanaire
***********

Group: Paragon Caste
Posts: 968
Joined: 13-December 02
From: NYC
Member No.: 4



HA, 3 deep sounds like an illegal porno.

Semi off topic:

In actuality, little kids are pretty defenseless in a dangerous real life situation. So it's really realistic training for basic survival and developing positive self esteem, geared for little kids. Kinda like watching Barney. Running away, avoid conflict, etc etc... You really can't expect a little kid to jump kick a grown-up into a oblivion and encouraging backyard brawls in school leads to more problems, albeit mad props by your peers. Granted the presentation is pretty ghey, but it's really not about teaching kids how to MMA fight, but giving parents a good reason to send to their kids to a class they can feel good about.

Part of the problem lies with the fact that it gives martial art schools this "Mc-Dojo" sensation. Real life situations are rough and gritty and it takes real hardcore training to lay it down on your attacker(s). Most attackers will surprise you, blind side, or you attack you in groups, all while using a weapon. If you're ever attacked, it means you're at a disadvantage, because an attacker will never fight you fair and square. Sucker punch, sucker stab, whatever you want to call it, an attacker is a coward and wants to surprise you and not get hurt in the process. Tigers, one of the fiercest animals in the jungle will attack humans when his or her back is turned, not when a human is facing them directly. Attackers will do the same.

"Mister, do you know which direction to East 24th street?"
"Sure, it's 2 blocks this way and than you make a... *POW*"

The guy slugs you in the face as you turn your head to point toward the direction and he runs off with your wallet... Granted it's a sucker punch and you'll be fine, but that's how attackers operate, on surprise and putting you at a disadvantage. Where's you're 3 deep now?

Part of self defense is looking to avoid being placed in disadvantageous situation by minding your surrounds and being in an alert state of mind. Since you are being attacked, probably by more than one person, you can just own your attacker based upon shear bodily conditioning and technique, but that takes some serious dedication and training to KO someone with ease. But because we live in the real world, avoid having to fight a gun toting/knife wielding crackhead because you seem like an aware target is way easier then having to actually fight.

Two attacker are a lot less likely to attack a target who aware he or she is being stalked, than one who is not. Even if it's a small female, staring you're potential attacker in the face and taking a defense stance can scare them off, even if realistically, two men could easily over power her. For the attacker, it's just not worth the risk (she could be carrying a gun). Problem is, she might feel too embarrassed to do so, if its accidently just some regular guy walking down the street. Thing, is that if you practice self defense, you don't give a shit and you'll do what needs to be done to prevent your self from being in a position of potential compromise.
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post

Posts in this topic
Crushinator   Best thing on the internet right now   Jul 26 2007, 11:21 PM
Vitamin D   Holy shit, that was amazing haha. That must have t...   Oct 25 2008, 12:11 PM
Crushinator   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Oct 27 2008, 10:25 PM
Vitamin D   My Gigaton Punch... Check the dude's profile fo...   Oct 29 2008, 07:47 PM
donkeybeatz   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Oct 29 2008, 09:11 PM
AC9breaker   HEL YEH, T. Dub is the shit. I downloaded one of ...   Oct 29 2008, 11:52 PM
Crushinator   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Nov 8 2008, 08:44 PM
HC82   Sanders just has a wider hit radius than poor old ...   Nov 8 2008, 09:01 PM
AC9breaker   That was awesome Ronald played like a mix of sev...   Nov 8 2008, 09:10 PM
Vitamin D   Hahaha awesome stuff. Did this remind any one else...   Nov 9 2008, 03:14 AM
Wiryu   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Nov 11 2008, 04:16 PM
DarkEpyon   That guy bears a striking resemblance to my 8th gr...   Nov 11 2008, 05:31 PM
donkeybeatz   That video is old hat Wiryu. Where have you been? ...   Nov 12 2008, 12:56 PM
DarkEpyon   Wow.... And on his birthday no less! Funniest pa...   Nov 12 2008, 02:22 PM
Crushinator   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Nov 18 2008, 10:56 PM
Retehi   As big as a flop PSU was, this is pretty funny I a...   Nov 30 2008, 10:27 PM
Vitamin D   Because I mentioned it last night and it's too awe...   Dec 3 2008, 06:28 PM
Crushinator   Yes, that's R. Kelly.   Dec 7 2008, 04:06 AM
AC9breaker   This cat is out of his god damn mind. The next Mi...   Dec 7 2008, 06:54 AM
Vitamin D   Saw this on Kotaku, and I just downloaded a second...   Dec 7 2008, 02:07 PM
Crushinator   That was RADICAL.   Dec 8 2008, 03:14 AM
Crushinator   Same guys that did the Predator rap.   Dec 12 2008, 10:18 PM
AC9breaker   Man, Robocop is such a freaking awesome movie. I ...   Dec 13 2008, 01:51 PM
Alisha   i think a wtfm8 is in order for this.   Dec 22 2008, 03:32 PM
Crushinator   Whats so weird about it? We've known Shantotto wa...   Dec 22 2008, 08:34 PM
Alisha   QUOTE(Crushinator @ Dec 22 2008, 09:34 PM...   Jan 2 2009, 05:04 PM
Knightsword   Numa wha?   Dec 22 2008, 10:04 PM
Crushinator   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Dec 24 2008, 12:26 AM
AC9breaker   I raise your Oh god oh man with my Shit just got r...   Dec 24 2008, 02:59 AM
donkeybeatz   A milli a milli a milli   Dec 31 2008, 05:27 PM
Crushinator   Why does he have a "donation" link??? The only re...   Dec 31 2008, 07:35 PM
Crushinator   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Jan 4 2009, 12:06 AM
donkeybeatz   Man chicity never disappoints. I like his touchdow...   Jan 8 2009, 01:10 PM
Knightsword   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Jan 13 2009, 11:41 PM
DarkEpyon   The Zelda one is still cool no matter how many tim...   Jan 15 2009, 10:27 PM
Alisha   this isnt funny or anything like that but if you l...   Jan 20 2009, 01:48 PM
Crushinator   Barack Obama: ACTION PRESIDENT M...   Jan 21 2009, 03:55 AM
Retehi   Oh my god. I'LL TAKE A WHOLE SET.   Jan 21 2009, 07:35 AM
Crushinator   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Jan 21 2009, 07:09 PM
HC82   Good for people who are manic depressive, believe ...   Jan 23 2009, 08:15 AM
Crushinator   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Jan 30 2009, 08:32 PM
Crushinator   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Feb 22 2009, 06:03 PM
Vitamin D   LOL   Feb 23 2009, 12:04 AM
Crushinator   I want that shirt.   Feb 27 2009, 12:14 AM
tanshin   she looks really fit! She would make a good female...   Feb 27 2009, 02:53 PM
Crushinator   BEEN HAD MONEY! Yo, yo cameraman, look at this, B...   Mar 8 2009, 02:45 PM
HC82   Been had money, LOL!!! I like how he spreads out ...   Mar 10 2009, 08:08 PM
Crushinator   QUOTE(HC82 @ Mar 10 2009, 08:08 PM) Been ...   Mar 10 2009, 08:51 PM
AC9breaker   We can call it, Financial Talk.   Mar 11 2009, 01:16 PM
Crushinator   http://www.najle.com/idaft/   Mar 14 2009, 08:13 PM
Scan_Man   Lmao at "Been had money." Moreso at the fact he to...   Mar 22 2009, 01:06 AM
Crushinator   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Mar 25 2009, 06:21 PM
HC82   Oh shit, underground battle dancing!!! Illegal in ...   Mar 25 2009, 08:50 PM
Crushinator   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Mar 27 2009, 06:37 PM
AC9breaker   Jawesome.   Mar 30 2009, 04:30 PM
Crushinator   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Mar 30 2009, 10:27 PM
HC82   Haha, fucking crackheads ftw.   Mar 31 2009, 08:00 PM
Crushinator   I don't know what this is, but I know I must see i...   Apr 3 2009, 07:32 PM
Oddies da Nerfed   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Apr 6 2009, 08:33 AM
donkeybeatz   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Apr 6 2009, 10:13 AM
Crushinator   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Apr 6 2009, 10:09 PM
AC9breaker   lmfao, Crushinator still keeps his king of the wie...   Apr 7 2009, 12:28 AM
HC82   HA, 3 deep sounds like an illegal porno. Semi off...   Apr 7 2009, 08:30 PM
Crushinator   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Apr 10 2009, 08:57 PM
AC9breaker   lmao, that video you posted crush reminded me of t...   Apr 11 2009, 04:45 AM
AC9breaker   I'd most likely be using the one with the chick la...   Apr 12 2009, 11:55 AM
tanshin   hahaha, the other guy can't keep up in the fightin...   Apr 13 2009, 07:08 PM
Crushinator   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Apr 16 2009, 02:14 AM
tanshin   おわり! I can't imagine h...   Apr 16 2009, 11:23 AM
donkeybeatz   Fuck Yeah!   Apr 17 2009, 09:22 AM
tikiyadenola   Check it: ~L~   Apr 22 2009, 10:32 PM
donkeybeatz   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Apr 24 2009, 01:58 AM
Crushinator   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Apr 29 2009, 10:27 PM
AC9breaker   QUOTE(Crushinator @ Apr 30 2009, 12:27 AM...   May 10 2009, 07:07 AM
Vitamin D   LOL that's badass.   Apr 29 2009, 11:36 PM
Alisha   nunny funny here just a cool song from bleach   May 8 2009, 12:27 PM
Crushinator   QUOTE(Alisha @ May 8 2009, 12:27 PM) nunn...   May 8 2009, 09:38 PM
Alisha   haha!   May 9 2009, 12:55 PM
AC9breaker   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpQvuy5v3wg   May 11 2009, 03:11 PM
Scan_Man   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   May 13 2009, 08:27 AM
Alisha   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   May 17 2009, 12:06 PM
Scan_Man   Watch DuckTales Theme Gone Horribly Wrong on Colle...   May 17 2009, 03:23 PM
Alisha   something for virtual on fans. from the DS game su...   May 20 2009, 06:17 PM
Crushinator   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   May 27 2009, 11:12 AM
AC9breaker   Oh god we need this.   May 30 2009, 07:24 AM
Crushinator   Demo is on XBL marketplace under community games.   May 31 2009, 05:09 AM
AC9breaker   BLACK MAN ELECTED PRESIDENT, FRIED CHICKEN SWEEPS ...   Jun 5 2009, 09:58 AM
Wiryu   Oh man! Some priceless comments in some of the vid...   Jun 5 2009, 12:25 PM
AC9breaker   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Jun 17 2009, 05:11 AM
Scan_Man   LMAO! It reminds of the episode of South Park with...   Jun 17 2009, 10:03 PM
Oddies da Nerfed   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Jun 20 2009, 08:56 PM
donkeybeatz   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Jun 21 2009, 11:52 AM
AC9breaker   What an awesome yet useless skill. Lets see him p...   Jun 22 2009, 12:07 AM
donkeybeatz   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Jun 27 2009, 04:20 PM
omega71   http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Animal%20Cro...%201/...   Jul 1 2009, 10:42 AM
tanshin   QUOTE(omega71 @ Jul 1 2009, 09:42 AM) htt...   Jul 3 2009, 04:22 AM
HC82   The animal crossing story was pretty cool. I liked...   Jul 2 2009, 09:44 AM
Knightsword   RE: Best thing on the internet right now   Jul 8 2009, 10:01 PM
Oddies da Nerfed   Just because its muthafuckin Mechwarrior.   Jul 9 2009, 09:53 AM
AC9breaker   Holy crap, that looks amazing! This is gonna be PC...   Jul 9 2009, 10:34 AM
5 Pages V  < 1 2 3 4 5 >


Reply to this topicStart new topic
21 User(s) are reading this topic (21 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:

 



Lo-Fi Version Time is now: 28th March 2024 - 02:38 PM