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Posted by: Woe Oct 13 2005, 08:44 AM

I found this entertaining, so here it is!

THE SECRET DIARY OF ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN

Day One:

Ringwraiths killed: 4. V. good.
Met up with Hobbits. Walked forty miles. Skinned a squirrel and ate it.
Still not King.


Day Four:

Stuck on mountain with Hobbits. Boromir really annoying.
Not King yet.

Day Six:
Orcs killed: none. Disappointing. Stubble update: I look rugged and manly. Yes!
Keep wanting to drop-kick Gimli. Holding myself back.
Still not King.

Day Ten:

Sorry no entries lately. V. dark in Mines of Moria. Big Baelrog.
Not King today either.

Day Eleven:
Orcs killed: 7. V. good. Stubble update: Looking mangy.

Legolas may be hotter than me.
I wonder if he would like me if I was King?

Day 28:

Beginning to find Frodo disturbingly attractive. Have a feeling if I make a move, Sam would kill me. Also, hairy feet kind of a turn-off.
Still not King.

Day 30:
In Lothlorien. Think Galadriel was hitting on me. Saucy wench.

Nice chat with Boromir. He's not so bad.
Took a shower. Yay!
But still not King.

Day 32:
Orcs killed: none. Stubble update: subtly hairy.

Legolas told me that a shadow and a threat had been growing in his mind.

I think Legolas might be kinda gay.

Nope, not King.

Day 33:
Orcs killed: Countless thousands. V. good.

Boromir killed by Orcs. Bummer. Though he died bravely in my arms, am now quite sure that he was very definitely gay.
Not so sure about Gimli either.
RIP Boromir.
Still not King, but at least Boromir seemed to think I was. Might however have been blood loss.

Day 34:
Frodo went to Mordor. Said he was going alone, but took Sam with him. Why?

My God, is everyone in this movie gay but me?

Not so sure about me either.

Still not King, goddammit.

Posted by: Dive Oct 13 2005, 03:08 PM

hahah that was pretty good. Here's some more LOTR insanity.

http://apocalypse-tribe.com/images/hobbits.wmv

also

One does not simply rock into Mordor!




I didn't make these.

Posted by: unitself Oct 13 2005, 04:14 PM

HA! He does look a bit like Dave Mustane (Megadeath).

Posted by: Dive Oct 13 2005, 04:34 PM

Posted by: Zorya Oct 17 2005, 01:47 PM

Laughing my goddamn ass off.

Here's another, but WoW-inspired:

http://www.expectnothing.com/pub/posts/attached/0002k1cc.gif

Posted by: Knightsword Oct 17 2005, 08:44 PM

Posted by: Woe Oct 18 2005, 01:35 PM

haha yeah i enjoyed it as well.

Posted by: Alisha Oct 19 2005, 12:14 PM

Posted by: Oddies da Nerfed Oct 20 2005, 02:00 AM

Posted by: AC9breaker Oct 20 2005, 03:18 AM

Haha this thread deserves a Gold Star. Awesome stuff.