Board members and lightbulbs, The simile's of several MS's |
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Board members and lightbulbs, The simile's of several MS's |
 Dec 22 2003, 07:38 AM
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 Unorthodox  Group: Associates Posts: 101 Joined: 13-June 03 From: NY Member No.: 47  |
From annoyances.org
How Many Board Members Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.. 1 to move it to the Lighting section.. 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section.. 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.. 5 to flame the spell checkers.. 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames.. 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.. 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".. 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.. 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.. 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.. 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.. 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".. 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.. 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".. 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".. and 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. --------------------  |
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Dec 22 2003, 07:49 AM
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 Revolution to the Destruction Group: Paragon Caste Posts: 2007 Joined: 14-March 03 From: The Black Spiral Member No.: 21 |
Haha! I like that one.
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Dec 22 2003, 03:12 PM
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 ☆タルタル、かわいい☆ Group: Neophyte Caste Posts: 541 Joined: 4-May 03 From: Kennewick, WA Member No.: 33 |
haha, and sometimes that is so darn true...look to PSOw if you don't believe me!
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Dec 29 2003, 01:17 AM
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 Hyper Frame Group: Paragon Caste Posts: 489 Joined: 12-October 03 From: Brooklyn, NY Member No.: 67 |
lol, nice
-------------------- "So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God. So I tell him I killed God. I tracked God down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, raped him with a corncob and boiled off his corpse in an acid bath. So he pulls an alternating-current taser on me and tells me that only the Official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as 'the soul.' So I hit him. What would you do?" -- Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan
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Dec 29 2003, 12:27 PM
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 Guardian Armor Group: Paragon Caste Posts: 689 Joined: 8-January 03 Member No.: 14 |
**grins** i seem to do the closing thread on a few occasions myself
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