Now, if we're talking dollar bills, no deal, if we're talking Gil, tell me where to turn Woe in! :D

Would any of you care to help me capture woe? we could split ze reward >:)

What in the farm are you talking about?

This is what he refers to.



Any takers?

*gnaws on Woe's leg*

Can I get.. like.. 10,000 gil for the leg at least?

-Ferra

All we need to do is get woe to enter this specific page, and BAM! h is all ours! >:D

he tried to kidnap me last night!!

bwahahahahaha

the dastardly Woe isn't so easily caught!

/em runs off with the 100,000Gil AND Ellianna, dissapearing into the tunnels of yuhtunga!

Curses! we almost had him

Woe, I was willing to turn a blind eye to the reward. But kidnapping Elli... now you've gone too far!

Booty Kinghts, it looks like we have a rescue mission on our hands!

~casts Sneak and Invisible, and gives chase to Woe~

wha....he jus.....did i......what the.........crap


ok, time for a Plan B!........anyone got any ideas?

*Leaves a trail of bread crumbs* save meeeeeeeeeeee

Jeiran's going to save Ellianna and get that award. Be on the lookout Woe.

*cracks fingers, grabs club and equips armor* it's time to feel the wrath of the white mage

*bites woe* quick, everyone watch for the he's changed transportation

There he is! Capture him at all costs!





Curses! He's too fast!

I dare, I shall defeat you vile kidnapper and save the day

doh! foiled again! very well, this calls for reinforcements! bring in.....the big guns >:)

<----the big guns

We the bounty hunters shall capture woe! and make him dead....

And then....we will reign supreme! and celebrate with a cold one

you'll never catch us!!!!.....er him..... yea that's what i meant *smiles innocently*

::Straps on her rediculously revealing, mithran RSE and bolts or the door, Centurian sword and fleuret extended:: I got the call, 'Rinn. Woe's as good as captured, with plenty of time left over for booty knight fun ;)

By any chance is that reward meseta we be talking about?

RAcast gives chase----------> Woe eluding the RAcast------->





Lmao man this thread is great. It should be placed on in the Bar or something.

this sounds like your chasing him in FFXI.. soooo

*shuts off woes power....*

my job is done...

<gets up and pulls out a small device.>

Ha

<A locater for the the small tracking device he hid on Woe, while he was pretending to be asleep, as Woe was rummaging through his stuff>

For some reason, the Bootyknights remind me of McLean from Futurama. "Single female lawyer, having lots of sex!" We're badass

*notices something small on the hood of woe's tunic...discovered the tracking device and smashes it, teleports to a new location for some rest*

Or I can bust out my massive army and blow him up and bring him back dead for the money ^_^

but your army is shooting at eachother! hahahaha another atempt foiled!

Dont worry I can get more...or better yet...an assassin!

Woe is still at large!

A figure starts to step into view in the Qufim area to find Woe battling for Carbuncles Ruby to capture the heart of his captive, Ellianna. A battle worn woe looks to the entrance to see the figure come into view, he was recognized as Wiruu.

"That'll do, put down you're scythe Woe, in you're current condition, you are no match for me, i'm going to collect your bounty and return Ellianna to her rightful area." -Wiruu

"Collect my bounty if you can, even with a quarter of my life i can kill you Wiruu." -Woe

"Very well then Woe, HAVE AT YOU!" -Wiruu

Woe made a speedy dash towards Wiruu scythe ready as Wiruu prepared Banish. Woe made a swift attack and scored a critical hit on wiruu, bringing his life crashing down low, but Wiruus banish attack brought Woe down to a mear droplet of health left, and quickly chained a paralysis spell on Woe; woe was unable to move to finish off Wiruu.

"You were a fool to battle me in your current condition, hello bounty!" -Wiruu

As Wiruu prepared the final blow towards woe, wiruu noticed his unable movement had been paused, for an attack had punctered him and taken the remainder of his life away. Ellianna had made the final move to end Wiruus attack.

"You can't kidnap the willing" -Ellianna

Wiruu was sent back to his homepoint in bastok, far from Qufim, and his hope for riches failed, he would have to plan more carefully next time. Ellianna and Woe made their way off, Ellianna with carbuncles ruby, and the hunt for Woe continues.

*Wandering around la thiene hunting for rams.
sees Woe run past and an alarming rate. then soon sees the entire san d'orian military in pursuit*

.....what the heck did he do this time?

whistling
sees a rope laying on the ground
"What this?"
pulls on it
watches the san d'orian military trip and impale them selves own thier own weapons
"BWAHAHAHA"
"Hail Bastok!"
throws a warp stone on the ground and disappears

Ferra is standing quietly on top of Vomp Hill, her head facing toward the ongoing Fireworks display, as the ground begins to shake..

"Maaah! What's going on?!"

Ferra watches a chocobo race by, and what looks to be a sack full of Carbuncle Rubies on the rider's back. Her tail stiffens as she realizes exactly who the rider is..

"Om'gosh, Woe! You.. you..!"

Ferra's sentence is cut short; she is awed as a large crowd of very well equiped battle-chocobos is trailing Woe's very own.

oh Darn it woe...now we discused this...i thought you were going to retire guess i better get my guns back out.

Ellianna jumps on a with blazing to take some of the heat off of woe

Whoa....this post.....it lives? O.O well unfortunetly i think i've given up the pursuit of woe, i've been stabbity till i'm dead, decapitated, eaten, smashed, stepped on, burned, cooked in a stew, made into a soup, arrowed to no point of return, and thrown off a cliff. That doesn't count the slew of deaths i've forgotten O.o

But i guess if the chance ever arises again, i could always put my spoon +1(for alll of you evil doers out there, we'll not throw this sentence in the gutter O.O) down woes throat while hes sleeping so that he'll choke to death