The wonderful DivA gave us the original Super Powers thread.
Now, I bring you... the hrm.. this power isn't really super at all thread.
So, now we are going to ASSIGN super powers to each other.


I start!

AC9Breaker, I assign you the power of aflicting color blindness to wrong do-ers everywhere! Take that! Try to discern between red and green now, dirty dirty villain!

I assign unitself with the power of Singing like William Hung!

. . .

I think I crossed the line.

Haha.



I assign Retehi the power to turn people into Alex Maxx


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*runs before Mute comes*