Lawyer sues Kraft to ban Oreo cookies from California shelves.
He'd been an oreo fan all his life, then when he discovered they contained trans-fats, he took up this little crusade against Kraft. As if we didn't know these cookies were bad for us already. Thankk you for pointing that out Captain Obvious! This guy should go on Judge Judy. She'll just throw cookies in his face and yell at him for being such a complete dumbass for tying up our goddamn judicial system.