Ever have the urge to pick up a musical instrument? Ever have the urge to beat someone over the head? Who says you can't have it all?

My weapon of choice: the dreaded bassoon.



5 feet of hard wood, metal, and a sound that reminds one of a dying water buffalo.

So pick an instrument, any instrument, and tell us what you'd do with it.

Edit: please include a picture of your implement, so that we may all cower in fear.

On more than one occasion, there have been several people i've had the desire to "axe a question."



Electric Guitar ftw.

Had to use it before somone else did!

Since Woe beat me to Gene Simmon's sinister bass, I am going to have to go with the next badass guitar.



The BC Rich Warlock. By far the epitome of Diabolus in Musica.

Works great on metal barrels, rusty furnaces, and concrete.

CLANG!

Yesssss... (that stuff is powers flowing around it.)

....what?

I always was a big fan of trumpets, In fact I use to play it back in Elementary/Middle schools. I remember when I went on vacation to El Salvador I got wasted and almost got into a fight with some mariachi band becuase I thought I was a better trumpet player then the guy they had.

'Nuff said.

This reminds me, I've decided that any game you actually PLAY the guitar in to damage enemies is automatically one of the greatest games of all time. Think Devil May Cry 3.

these are my drums. i own these and play them. =D

good to see you all again by the way. for those who dont remember. I am Aybara.

while it may not be of much use besides shoving up someones arse this is what i've played for around 13-14 years, and currently own.

When battling against the ladies this weapon is super effective! You may even make a few friends in hte process.

On a side note, it's Aybara! Womzigga! wb man

Ok, call me eccentric, old fashioned, and what not. But the violin has always been one of my favorite instruments, and it now comes in electric too. Tres' magnefique. (don't quote me on that, forgot the exact spelling. )


Classical style


Electric violin

You can take swigs of moonshine from it, and then beat some hillbilly over the head!

The more you drink, the lower the pitch goes!

KEYTAR FTW!!!

Is that guy going to play the keytar with his tongue?!? :O

The acoustic guitar and I have been close budies for a long time. Call me old fashioned.

My acoustic is an ancient Ryoji Matsuoka M20 signed by the man himself. My grandpa gave it to me It's the best guitar I've ever had.