I played FFXI again for a while the other night for fun, and came across the best JP player I've ever met, simply because of her macros. She'll be known as (*'-'). I crossed out the bullshit that has nothing to do with it.

There were also other random gems I didn't capture, such as some festival where japanese people push a giant penis statue around, and more macros like "<t> is son of a bitch" "<t> mother had a dick"