So. . on Vent, AC mentions Rambo 4. I was like uhhh wow what the hell, should check this out.

Screw everything else that has come out in recent years, and in coming years:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yE8Zukeb6bQ (flagged, you need to log in)

This is gonna be so friggin awesome.

Makes The Punisher look like an episode of Trigun.

They where something on the news a few days ago that Stallone was taking some kind of growth hormones for this movie but he was sent to jail in Australia since they're illegal there or something.

Something about getting hit with an arrow which then causes you to fall on a land mine tickles me in the special place that only over the top gratuitous violence can tickle me.

yes yes, I like how he halo-jacked the turret gun on the vehicle and when he shot the driver with it, he just exploded into red goo! I can't wait for this. New Rocky, New Rambo? Whats next, a new Escape from <city> movie starring Kurt Russell? I wouldn't mind that.

Bah the vid was axed from youtube

We need another Pierce Bronson, Death Wish movie. THAT would so own.

I think you mean Charles Bronson. >_>

And he passed on a while back.

Doesn't mean they can't dig up his corpse and move it like a puppet, "Bernie's" style!


No dice. This ain't ovah.

or Bail Out II starring an aged veteran David Hassellhoff

Here you go!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrCvUiBp3Us

Bump, because it's out today!

Gonna keep my hopes at a neutral level though since Cloverfield. But hey, it's Rambo, and theres senseless 80's blood and gore, whats not to love?!

Hell yeah, no way I'm missing is this weekend!

ITALIAN STALLION, FUCK YEAH!

OMG

WATCH IT NOW

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Seriously, this is the GREATEST movie I have seen in recent years. The beginning is really overwhelming, I can't describe how it felt hearing the classic Rambo theme again on the big screen. That alone was just a huge bit nostalgia hitting you in the face.

Now the movie. It IS insanely violent, and stays true to nonstop 80's style action. Seriously, this movie shows how many ways the human body can be dismembered. Now inside all the violence is well, a pretty decent story actually. Your usual evil regime slaughtering innocents in deep jungle villages (Burma), and it's up to Rambo, and a group of mercenaries to find a group of aid workers that went in to help a poor village, that eventually was blown to bits (you're gonna be saying "holy crap" a lot during this part, as even children are being killed in an uncensored fashion).

And in true Rambo style, that's about as deep as it gets. From then on, you get throat ripping, multiple stabbings, heads blown apart, the works. Near the end, the best way I can describe it is literally Smash TV. Seriously, I don't wanna spoil the entirety of that part, you HAVE to watch it for yourself. As for additional characters, the mercenaries were pretty awesome, especially the sniper, School Boy (I believe that was his name, total badass when you see him at work).

I was very happy how this film turned out, and it's still leaving me smiling. Stallone still has it! 10000000000000000000 out of 10.

Yeah it kicked ass.