QUOTE(tanshin @ Feb 1 2009, 02:33 PM)

why does every god damned movie that is coming out nowadays have to be "rise of the--" something? Or something "rising". Usually they wait for a sequel to say that someone or something is rising (Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver surfer, capone rising, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Scorpion king 2: rise of a warrior blah blah blah), but G.I.JOE couldn't wait. They're just gonna go ahead and rise at the beginning. Even porns come up with better titles than this unoriginal off-putting shit.
Final Fuck X: Rise of your penis.
That said, I was a big GI JOE fan when I was little, and I'll still watch it no matter what they do.
Yeah really. I noticed that trend too. Why can't it just be G.I. Joe and leave it that?