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Retehi
Midicronica
I won't take credit for this. AC9Breaker linked this to me on MSN.

HC82
Wall Street Traders:

That's pretty much what New York night life is about. Going club to club, dancing, drinking, and picking up chicks/guy at the end of the night. Rich or poor, it's what some people do every weekend in New York. There's a whole culture to going about it too: body language, groups, flirting; it's all quite nuts. It's fucking expensive, though. Reserving means buying a bottle. Buying a bottle usually locks you in cushy sofa for you and your friends, but you're spending like 200 bucks on a bottle of booze, to lock in a sofa. Obviously you'll go through a few of those among a group of people.

Drinks are overpriced at bars, which is why you'll notice that him and his buddies got loaded up on alcohol before leaving. It's called pre-gaming. You enter the clubs already buzzed and don't need to buy much alcohol while at the club, keeping you buzzed the entire night, without spending too much. You're still going to spend 200 bucks regardless if you get a sofa/table.

If those guys really are stock brokers, then they're probably hurting right now financially. Most stock brokers I know are making shit money now.


Larping chick:

Dude, she didn't blink ONCE!!!!
Granted it's kinda, I dunno, fucked up, dorky, and sad at the same time. She probably has some kind of disability/mental thing going on. Like ADD or whatever. So, I really can't poke too much fund at her, especially if she's got some type of physical disability. Granted, it's still freaky to watch.
Crushinator
Living single, seeing double, threesomes, foreplay, five of a kind, six packs, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK.

I'm getting that shit tattooed on my back.
Crushinator
AC9breaker


Retehi
You know, I was actually more offended by the sakuracon video, than the Obama one. >_>
Crushinator


Yes, he just rhymed street with street.
Crushinator
WARNING NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE ANYWHERE.

http://files.myfrogbag.com/60e3kq/SKEET_FIGHTER.swf
Retehi
crush wtf!!!!!!!!!!
Crushinator
Its the worst thing on the internet! Don't say i didn't warn you!
tanshin
dammit, the link is dead. I wanted to see the worst thing on the internet.
AC9breaker
OMFG

Vitamin D
Yeah... /thread. That is indeed the WORST thing on the internet. hangsmiley.gif
donkeybeatz
Ewww I only watched like the first few seconds. What the hell is wrong with you? Ban crush for sick filth.
Retehi
The wheel has chosen his real fate.

Crushinator
FFFFFFFFUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. cry2.gif
HC82
HAHAHA, that was so stupid I couldn't help but laugh my ass off.

I'm still laughing even as I type this. Thanks for the laugh, Crush.
AC9breaker


T-Pain's competitor

http://www.myspace.com/brokencyde
Oddies da Nerfed
QUOTE(AC9breaker @ Apr 26 2009, 08:31 PM) *



Wow, obviously they need to have a band meeting. There appears to be a division in the sound this band wants. Though overall the result is the same; pure fucking shit.
Crushinator
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Crushinator


I have no idea what these guys are going for, but I know I want to punch them all.

Make sure you stick it out to the ~2:50 mark for the electronica/ddr breakdown.
tanshin
why are they popular enough to have a video like that? new or different doesn't always mean better or good... just because you try to be unique by mashing togetehr two things that sound terrible...HORRIBLE togetehr doesn't mean you're being innovative or creative. who are the fucking knucklehead that like this shit?
Oddies da Nerfed
They seem to be trying to pull off a 'Sybreed' style of music, which is a heavy mishmash of assorted sounds. Sybreed however actually pulled it off.
Sample:


As for these scrubs, drop the clean vocals. Your clean vocals sound like American Idol rejects, which means you couldn't even appeal to the mindless masses. Keyboardist, I honestly am not sure if I heard even play during that song outside of some deep bass booms. I honestly would put the ddr bs beyond his skill and say its just a random set snagged from somewhere else. Drop him. Change your fucking clothes you fucks. Practice rest of instruments, and polish up the growls. Might actually be a somewhat decent band after that.
donkeybeatz
HC82
I like the part where he hits himself over the head with his sneakers over and over again. Critical shoe strike to the head. That's the reason why America is so fucked up. Future wife beater in the making.

CRIT DEEPS!!!
Oddies da Nerfed
That stupid ass vid has been making it around the wow forums. Usually under the guise of some nerd losing their account or they are mad at the upcoming patch. I scream fake fucktard.
omega71
QUOTE(Crushinator @ Jun 18 2009, 03:32 AM) *


I have no idea what these guys are going for, but I know I want to punch them all.

Make sure you stick it out to the ~2:50 mark for the electronica/ddr breakdown.



Is that some crabcore??

I believe that is some muthaf-in crabcore..

(I hate Attack Attack, but not as much as I hate Brokencyde)
Crushinator
Yeah man, Crabcore is the only music scene worth a shit these days.



CR4B 4 LY4E

omega71
QUOTE(AC9breaker @ Apr 26 2009, 09:31 PM) *




I see your Brokencyde and raise you a Millionaires.

Crushinator
See, now I would happily nail any or all 3 of those Milliionaire chicks, so its already better than Brokencyde. I'll allow it.
HC82
Actually that million-aires was pretty terrible. Some people need to be beat with a stick.
AC9breaker
lmfao I don't see how people on the youtube comments are calling them fat. They're definitely wearing too much make up though. Still,as the HC said. They're fucking horrible. It's like having your ears raped by a wooden spiked dildo with splinters.
donkeybeatz
I'd totally throw it in my set.
omega71
Here is part two of the WoW Freakout..



AC9breaker


This is so ridiculous, I can't believe she is serious. I'm guessing this is some kind of 4chon trolling effort.
Crushinator
Yeah this video isn't serious, its a troll of the Applemilk-type weeaboo "i'm an expert on japan because i watch anime" vids.

But this girl, like applemlik, full force. Maybe even moreso, she looks like a younger Velicity Von.
Crushinator
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Crushinator
Knightsword
Yea I don't think that would have lasted to long on PBS
donkeybeatz
Crushinator


D:
Crushinator
I apologize in advance for this video.

Retehi
AC9breaker
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccc
Retehi
Yeeehaw, this boy knows his stuff, hooooooey!!!

Crushinator


Mai with no boobs? Terry Bogard the FBI agent? Iori is a hockey player? Alternate dimensions? crash.gif
Retehi
Whatever happened to movies having color?
Retehi


AWKWARD
Scan_Man
I just died a little inside.



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