I won't take credit for this. AC9Breaker linked this to me on MSN.
Wall Street Traders:
That's pretty much what New York night life is about. Going club to club, dancing, drinking, and picking up chicks/guy at the end of the night. Rich or poor, it's what some people do every weekend in New York. There's a whole culture to going about it too: body language, groups, flirting; it's all quite nuts. It's fucking expensive, though. Reserving means buying a bottle. Buying a bottle usually locks you in cushy sofa for you and your friends, but you're spending like 200 bucks on a bottle of booze, to lock in a sofa. Obviously you'll go through a few of those among a group of people.
Drinks are overpriced at bars, which is why you'll notice that him and his buddies got loaded up on alcohol before leaving. It's called pre-gaming. You enter the clubs already buzzed and don't need to buy much alcohol while at the club, keeping you buzzed the entire night, without spending too much. You're still going to spend 200 bucks regardless if you get a sofa/table.
If those guys really are stock brokers, then they're probably hurting right now financially. Most stock brokers I know are making shit money now.
Larping chick:
Dude, she didn't blink ONCE!!!!
Granted it's kinda, I dunno, fucked up, dorky, and sad at the same time. She probably has some kind of disability/mental thing going on. Like ADD or whatever. So, I really can't poke too much fund at her, especially if she's got some type of physical disability. Granted, it's still freaky to watch.
Living single, seeing double, threesomes, foreplay, five of a kind, six packs, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK.
I'm getting that shit tattooed on my back.
You know, I was actually more offended by the sakuracon video, than the Obama one. >_>
Yes, he just rhymed street with street.
WARNING NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE ANYWHERE.
http://files.myfrogbag.com/60e3kq/SKEET_FIGHTER.swf
crush wtf!!!!!!!!!!
Its the worst thing on the internet! Don't say i didn't warn you!
dammit, the link is dead. I wanted to see the worst thing on the internet.
OMFG
Yeah... /thread. That is indeed the WORST thing on the internet.
Ewww I only watched like the first few seconds. What the hell is wrong with you? Ban crush for sick filth.
The wheel has chosen his real fate.
FFFFFFFFUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
HAHAHA, that was so stupid I couldn't help but laugh my ass off.
I'm still laughing even as I type this. Thanks for the laugh, Crush.
T-Pain's competitor
http://www.myspace.com/brokencyde
I have no idea what these guys are going for, but I know I want to punch them all.
Make sure you stick it out to the ~2:50 mark for the electronica/ddr breakdown.
why are they popular enough to have a video like that? new or different doesn't always mean better or good... just because you try to be unique by mashing togetehr two things that sound terrible...HORRIBLE togetehr doesn't mean you're being innovative or creative. who are the fucking knucklehead that like this shit?
They seem to be trying to pull off a 'Sybreed' style of music, which is a heavy mishmash of assorted sounds. Sybreed however actually pulled it off.
Sample:
As for these scrubs, drop the clean vocals. Your clean vocals sound like American Idol rejects, which means you couldn't even appeal to the mindless masses. Keyboardist, I honestly am not sure if I heard even play during that song outside of some deep bass booms. I honestly would put the ddr bs beyond his skill and say its just a random set snagged from somewhere else. Drop him. Change your fucking clothes you fucks. Practice rest of instruments, and polish up the growls. Might actually be a somewhat decent band after that.
I like the part where he hits himself over the head with his sneakers over and over again. Critical shoe strike to the head. That's the reason why America is so fucked up. Future wife beater in the making.
CRIT DEEPS!!!
That stupid ass vid has been making it around the wow forums. Usually under the guise of some nerd losing their account or they are mad at the upcoming patch. I scream fake fucktard.
Yeah man, Crabcore is the only music scene worth a shit these days.
CR4B 4 LY4E
See, now I would happily nail any or all 3 of those Milliionaire chicks, so its already better than Brokencyde. I'll allow it.
Actually that million-aires was pretty terrible. Some people need to be beat with a stick.
lmfao I don't see how people on the youtube comments are calling them fat. They're definitely wearing too much make up though. Still,as the HC said. They're fucking horrible. It's like having your ears raped by a wooden spiked dildo with splinters.
I'd totally throw it in my set.
Here is part two of the WoW Freakout..
This is so ridiculous, I can't believe she is serious. I'm guessing this is some kind of 4chon trolling effort.
Yeah this video isn't serious, its a troll of the Applemilk-type weeaboo "i'm an expert on japan because i watch anime" vids.
But this girl, like applemlik, full force. Maybe even moreso, she looks like a younger Velicity Von.
Yea I don't think that would have lasted to long on PBS
D:
I apologize in advance for this video.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccc
Yeeehaw, this boy knows his stuff, hooooooey!!!
Mai with no boobs? Terry Bogard the FBI agent? Iori is a hockey player? Alternate dimensions?
Whatever happened to movies having color?
AWKWARD
I just died a little inside.
ewwww
Yes, that is one man playing all the roles.
He also did a couple of others:
I gotta admit, this Fist of the North Star one is kinda badass
I'm sorry. I'm so very, very sorry.
Apparently the dog starts going nuts too.
Dragon Twister!!!
http://kotaku.com/5459617/the-final-fight-of-aliens-vs-predator is the worst thing on the internet.
GTFO, Fahey.
D wins. FUCK that dude.
This video gets 5 stars for being awesomely bad.
Is that the thing from The Island of Dr. Moreau?
WHY THE HELL ARE THEY STILL MAKING THESE?
OK so now she is a ninja? Shurikens and katanas? Yeah that's totally resident evil.
And also dual weilding ranger shotguns? Its bullshit in MW2 and its bullshit in this trailer.
And now the zombies are ganados/RE5 guys? Las Plagas? And they have that giant hammer dude from RE5 Mercs for no reason?
AND to top it off, its in shitty 3d.
What about the Wesker scene where he throws his glasses at the screen. That shit is totally RE5. It looks more like a Matrix kind of film too at the end where they jump out of the glass shooting.
Yeah the weird white room shit and them both bailing backwards out the 50 story building... hoo boy.
So yeah i'm seeing this day one, as per tradition.
Oh god, I feel horrible for watching that. What the hell man. Why didn't anyone knock that guy the fuck out?
Weird. 3 weeks late on the resident evil reply. Why do you continue to punish yourself and support Paul W.S. Anderson? I hear he wants to talk with capcom about uniting the movies with the games. I will rage.
You heard it here first, folks. Alice confirmed as playable character in RE6! AT Podcast exclusive scoop!
Gatherings, how the fuck do they work?
Had to post this.
usually when musicians are high, the music is good. There is always of course the exception.
WHYYYYYYYY
MY HUSBAND WOULD LOVE THIS
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Never has an ad induced so much rage, and hatred within me.
oh my god, that white guy doing the "Raise the roof" thing at the end... oh my god
Who the hell actually buys snuggies? I've never even heard anyone actually say they have one, or that they even toyed with the IDEA of buying one?
Speaking of snuggie, a CHALLENGER APPEARS!
I think theres an untapped market here for taking foreign clothing articles (in this case, a fucking burqa), and pawning them off to naive yuppies.
You can't embed this video, but... ugh... just click.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZQOYtasOHQ
OH EM GEE.
Dive you just introduced us to a new quest to watch this film in it's entirety.
Just watching the related vids is enough.
Yeah, this movie MUST be seen by my eyes. The cast on IMDB looks oscar-worthy.
^ People that deserve Sixth degree burns.
Warning: Naked dirty hippies.
http://dollforum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=24248
This whole forum is just... yikes. But this thread takes the cake.
godammit, this thread needs to be locked for those last two posts alone.
Millionaire's back with a new jam.
http://vimeo.com/16504054 on Vimeo.
Holy Shit.
So I finally got around to watching Exterminator City. The movie with the robots sword fighting. That is some torturous shit. If I had to describe the movie it's Blade Runner, meets ,Son of Sam, meets Doom. It was so bad that I couldn't watch it at normal speed and had to watch it at 2x the speed. Then for the most part the film was a giant copy pasta. Topless chick is doing something, you get a POV of psycho robot, then he kills her in some silly way. Robot Detectives show up postulate and throw out one liners. Cut to killer robot doing ritual with body parts at his apartment. Repeat this for an hour and 30 mins change only the girl and what she is doing.
Oh yeah, and theres one thing I gotta say, Robot confessional.
LMAO! Beat me to it!
Why does this song's chorus sound like that banelings song?
I hate everything now.
Thanks to Ms. Black up there I've been on a "horrible music videos" kick.
Suffer with me.
korean guys can't say "gozaimasu"?
http://www.cuddleguy.com
brb going to buy some bleach eye drops.
Oh man, I don't feel right at all after watching that.
A brand nu thang.
haha ew.
TITTY RESIDUE
wat
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