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The Code., Men's Code of Conduct
Angel of Enders
post Jan 5 2004, 10:00 PM
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Beware, your manlyness depends on this here code.

The Code


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Riel
post Jan 12 2004, 07:27 AM
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Hehe,good ones...

6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

I always feel a little strange doing this king.gif


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Alisha
post Jan 12 2004, 03:29 PM
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52. Masturbate often. (exception: if your roommate is due back within the hour)
ahahahahaha >_>
56. No man shall ever allow anyone to speak ill of The Simpsons or any Rocky movie. (Exception: Rocky V)
lol the simpsons sucks :o <---its ok since im not a man beigebigrazz.gif
68. If you say ouch, you are a pussy! <---lmfao
6) If you spend time with a girl on a regular basis and she loves your company but would never have sex with you, then you are her "gay friend."
cant stop laughing except in my case it would be straight friend



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DivA
post Jan 14 2004, 12:49 PM
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7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.


~so that's how that works; & here i thought men were gentlemen in that regard...i guess my soul still refuses to push past the Victorian Era to the now.. ^^.
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Astrid
post Jan 20 2004, 10:46 AM
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:/ I was so positive that I was overwhelmingly male until I read that list. Bah! I agree with Alisha, real men watch Family Guy, hear hear!


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"So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God. So I tell him I killed God. I tracked God down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, raped him with a corncob and boiled off his corpse in an acid bath. So he pulls an alternating-current taser on me and tells me that only the Official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as 'the soul.' So I hit him. What would you do?" -- Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan
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