Beware, your manlyness depends on this here code.
The Code
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Hehe,good ones...
6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
I always feel a little strange doing this
6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
I always feel a little strange doing this
52. Masturbate often. (exception: if your roommate is due back within the hour)
ahahahahaha >_>
56. No man shall ever allow anyone to speak ill of The Simpsons or any Rocky movie. (Exception: Rocky V)
lol the simpsons sucks :o <---its ok since im not a man
68. If you say ouch, you are a pussy! <---lmfao
6) If you spend time with a girl on a regular basis and she loves your company but would never have sex with you, then you are her "gay friend."
cant stop laughing except in my case it would be straight friend
ahahahahaha >_>
56. No man shall ever allow anyone to speak ill of The Simpsons or any Rocky movie. (Exception: Rocky V)
lol the simpsons sucks :o <---its ok since im not a man
68. If you say ouch, you are a pussy! <---lmfao
6) If you spend time with a girl on a regular basis and she loves your company but would never have sex with you, then you are her "gay friend."
cant stop laughing except in my case it would be straight friend
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| 7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale. |
~so that's how that works; & here i thought men were gentlemen in that regard...i guess my soul still refuses to push past the Victorian Era to the now.. ^^.
:/ I was so positive that I was overwhelmingly male until I read that list. Bah! I agree with Alisha, real men watch Family Guy, hear hear!
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